Ok, so you're armed...

[DickHardman]

You are a self-loathing, frustrated, burned-out loser who has given in completely to existential despair.

thats not bad either jubaji, thats pretty close. you just forgot to mention how muscular and rugged i am as well.

[Garland]

I'll share it with you right here. I think you are a deeply insecure person who finds any expression of authority threatening and therefore negative. I think your ego is far too weak to deal with the limitations that life in a civilized society places on you without harboring juvenile resentment. I think you are looking for any excuse to blame for the weaknesses inherent in your own character.
And stuff like that...

Ok.

And you, you are a presumptious old burn-out who takes on an internet persona to get attention and act out, presenting himself as the confident and self-assured individual he wishes he was in his day to day life. In reality, you are shy, bitter, and complacent...miserable every waking moment because you realize that with every second that passes you are edging closer to the grave without any real accomplishments and with no legacy or meaning to your life. What I may lack in moral character, you lack in generativity. You are in a state of stagnation and become self-absorbed, delusional to the point where you start living out the character you wish you were on a computer, while you become more and more detatched from reality, festering in your own escapism.

Me insecure...that's a laugh. Have fun wasting the last years of your life behind a computer screen, gramps.

[Garland]

Besides the character attack, jubs, you never answered my question.

[jubaji]

Ok.

And you, you are a presumptious old burn-out who takes on an internet persona to get attention and act out, presenting himself as the confident and self-assured individual he wishes he was in his day to day life. In reality, you are shy, bitter, and complacent...miserable every waking moment because you realize that with every second that passes you are edging closer to the grave without any real accomplishments and with no legacy or meaning to your life. What I may lack in moral character, you lack in generativity. You are in a state of stagnation and become self-absorbed, delusional to the point where you start living out the character you wish you were on a computer, while you become more and more detatched from reality, festering in your own escapism.

Me insecure...that's a laugh. Have fun wasting the last years of your life behind a computer screen, gramps.

Hmmmm...

I'll give you an 'A' for effort, but you're way off. Sorry.

[jubaji]

Besides the character attack, jubs, you never answered my question.

???

What question?

[Garland]

???

What question?

typical. you're like a cross between a woman on her peroid and a goddamned shark (for those that make the distinction)...you see an opportunity to rag on something and it's blood in the water. You become hysterical and your shit-stir sense goes into overdrive and turns off all other cognitive processes.

Go back and read the the post that you applied your oh-so-impressive profiling skills to, jubs...therein you will find my question.

[jubaji]

Too complicated. What was the question?

[Garland]

Too complicated. What was the question?

When you said "no it's not" to why I stated I disliked police officers and district attorneys (due to negative experiences), I asked you what your rationale was, and instead of giving me a straight forward answer, you instead launched an assault on my character.

Simplify, jubs...

unless that's what you were implying...that I'm some sort of petty, disillusioned, angsty degenerate with no knowledge of how to interact within the confines of social norms and expectations...

was it?

...I mean...that's basically like saying "you hate cops because you're a no good punk," which I resent because it negates and makes an attempt to diminish the importance and the relative, subjective experiences I have had with law enforcement officers...things like...oh...having a friend raped by a uniformed policeman, and having guns pulled on me in front of my nice little suburban home for making out with my girlfriend in her car...and then having them refuse to show up for burglaries, assaults, and even a stabbing...or even flagging them down at a 7-11 and having them ignore me after an assault.

So...fuckyoukindly.

[jubaji]

unless you were implying...that I'm some sort of petty, disillusioned, angsty degenerate with no knowledge of how to interact within the confines of social norms and expectations...

was it?

...I mean...that's basically like saying "you hate cops because you're a no good punk,"

There ya go. I thought I'd made that pretty clear.

[Garland]

There ya go. I thought I'd made that pretty clear.

That hurts my feelings, jubs...and here I thought by our recent civility we'd established a decent rapport.

[TTEscrima]

The story is about a scorpion asking a frog to carry him across a river. The frog is afraid of being stung, but the scorpion reassures him that if it stung the frog, the frog would sink and the scorpion would drown as well. The frog then agrees; nevertheless, in mid-river, the scorpion stings him, dooming the two of them. When asked why, the scorpion explains, "I'm a scorpion; it's my nature.

[DickHardman]

The story is about a scorpion asking a frog to carry him across a river. The frog is afraid of being stung, but the scorpion reassures him that if it stung the frog, the frog would sink and the scorpion would drown as well. The frog then agrees; nevertheless, in mid-river, the scorpion stings him, dooming the two of them. When asked why, the scorpion explains, "I'm a scorpion; it's my nature.

this is some kind of metaphor about women right??

[Garland]

Nice parable...
coincidentally, it seems appropriate as I am a scorpio, and Jubaji is a toad.

[Garland]

this is some kind of metaphor about women right??

lol...only if you pick up on the backstabbing bit.

[DickHardman]

lol...only if you pick up on the backstabbing bit.

its more about the whole " hey im fucked up, so im just gonna **** shit up for everyone else" part.