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    • Originally posted by Mike Brewer
      It's a haiku, Dude. What were you doing? Trying to come off as some uber-cool literary-type? You're not fooling anybody. Besides, chicks like bad boys more than literary geeks.
      i take it you have not seen one of the best movies ever made??

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      • Originally posted by Mike Brewer
        Of course I have seen Fight Club. I also read it before it was a movie. Doesn't make haiku any less gay.
        so you agree then that poetry is pretty gay?? thats cool, i knew i was right for telling treelizard how wack it was for her to make her bf read her poetry. thats just so emasculating

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        • Originally posted by DickHardman View Post
          so you agree then that poetry is pretty gay?? thats cool, i knew i was right for telling treelizard how wack it was for her to make her bf read her poetry. thats just so emasculating
          That rap and hip hop that you love is a form of poetry.

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          • Originally posted by Hardball View Post
            That rap and hip hop that you love is a form of poetry.
            yeah but thats different. rap is cool cause they are talking about blunts, and ho's and receiving oral sex in the back of limousines n stuff. if treelizards written works were about similar topics then maybe they would be way cooler.

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            • Originally posted by DickHardman View Post
              yeah but thats different. rap is cool cause they are talking about blunts, and ho's and receiving oral sex in the back of limousines n stuff. if treelizards written works were about similar topics then maybe they would be way cooler.
              You know the Samauri did Calligraphy and Poetry. You need to quiet your mind down which will improve your martial arts performance. Try some Jazz and Wine.

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              • Originally posted by Hardball View Post
                You know the Samauri did Calligraphy and Poetry. You need to quiet your mind down which will improve your martial arts performance. Try some Jazz and Wine.
                jazz and wine, yeah thats all i need, thats the answer to all my problems lol....

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                • Originally posted by DickHardman View Post
                  yeah but thats different. rap is cool cause they are talking about blunts, and ho's and receiving oral sex in the back of limousines n stuff. if treelizards written works were about similar topics then maybe they would be way cooler.
                  lol. you need to read some tarin towers and daphne gottlieb
                  and alan ginsberg

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                  • Originally posted by treelizard View Post
                    lol. you need to read some tarin towers and daphne gottlieb
                    and alan ginsberg
                    are they the ones who talk about big blunts, big booty hos, and snorting coke off womens breasts in the limo??

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                    • Originally posted by Garland
                      Alan Ginsberg was more likely snorting something quite different, off of something blunt...in the back of a rail car.

                      they don't call him a "beat" poet for nothing.

                      **** poetry...**** art...

                      DADA and Surrealism...and post-post-modernism are the only things worth contemplating, because they emphasize how nothing is worth contemplating.

                      Deep, huh?
                      i dunno. i just like stuff like weed, porn, martial arts, and weight lifting.

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                      • here treelizard, check out some of my favorite poetry from some of he rap i like to listen to. i even included translations beneath the words for those of you like mike b and garland and treelizard who have trouble understanding the lingo...


                        By the time I hit the door, I saw hoes on the flo',
                        Niggas dressed in suits tricking all dey dough.

                        At which point I entered the club’s front door, I viewed females spread upon the floor. Fellow gentlemen at the club were in their best attire, handing out various amounts of cash to the females.

                        Me, I’mma pimp, I ain't paying for no sex,
                        Man I'd rather buy a car or a new Rolex.

                        I myself am a lady’s man, and I demur the idea of exchanging capital for fornication. I would preferably trade my funds for a new automobile or expensive watch.


                        When I hit the club, I’mma be with David Banner,
                        A thug ass nigga with bad table manners.

                        Whenever I choose to stop by a social gathering, one can be sure that my colleague David Banner will too be present. He does, in fact, have unsatisfactory social refinement.


                        We act bad (My nigga what is y’all saying?),
                        Like when we walk inside clubs, niggas hold they gal's hand.

                        David Banner and I behave rather negatively. In fact upon entering the aforesaid club, males will often embrace their companion’s hand.


                        Cause they know we run trains (choo choo) all night,
                        How could yo gal leave me and be wit’ chu all night?

                        They do this for they are fully aware that we participate in the sexual act known as “running trains.” How is it possible that your female significant other could evade myself and accompany you all night?

                        But its all right, ‘cause you know we don't kiss,
                        Like Too $hort said, “Bitches aint shit.”

                        However, this is satisfactory due to the fact that you are au courant to the fact that we do not express affection via our lips. To quote our good friend ‘Too $hort’, “Bitches ain’t shit.”

                        I tried to told ya, dat most girls really freaks,
                        And dis is how they gotta make they money every week.

                        I previously attempted to advise you that in fact most females are fanatical, and these actions are the only method that they can regularly consummate wealth.

                        Or you can catch us at E&J's pouring it up,
                        Flip whipping Cali trucks, girls licking my nuts.

                        In addition to Pappadeaux, one could also potentially see us at the E&J’s bar imbibing various beverages. Lil’ Flip could be driving trucks made in California similar to a gangster, while other mistresses osculate my genitalia.

                        i mean are you really trying to say that the stuff you read is that much better than literature like this??? you gotta be joking treelizard.

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                        • heres some more words to another song called grillz by the artist known as paul wall, here are some of his words with the translations for the square folk....


                          What it do baby, it's da ice man, Paul Wall,
                          I got my mouth lookin' somethin' like a disco ball.

                          Hello! It is I, Paul Wall. My personal moniker for myself is "the ice man" due to my frequent dealings with diamonds. The grill in my mouth causes my teeth to somewhat resemble a disco ball.

                          I got da diamonds and da ice all hand set,
                          I might cause a cold front if i take a deep breath.

                          The diamonds within my mouth are hand set, and I might theoretically create a weather phenomenon by taking a deep breath due to the surplus of diamonds (ice) that resides within it.

                          My teeth gleaming like I'm chewin' on aluminum foil,
                          Smilin' showin' off my diamonds sippin' on some potent noir.

                          The light reflection created by my grill is somewhat similar to the effects of chewing on a certain metallic cooking aide. Whenever I smile I show my grill's diamonds off while I simultaneously drink exceptionally strong alcoholic beverages.

                          I put my money where my mouth is, and bought a grill,
                          20 carots, 30 stacks, let 'em know I'm so fa real.

                          I took the symbolic phrase "to put your money where your mouth is" literally and purchased a several-thousand dollar piece of custom-fit mouth jewelry. With it are 20 carots of diamonds arranged in 30 stacks across the grill. This simply shows I am indeed, no fake when it comes to my monetary supply.

                          My motivation is them 30 pointers, VVS,
                          The frontage in my mouth piece simply symbolize success.

                          My personal motivation for the amount of grinding I do is the 30-point, VVS (VVS referring to the clarity grade of high-quality diamonds with "very very small" inclusions) diamonds. My grill is just one visible example of my overall success as a musician and overall financially successful hustler.

                          I got da wrist wear and neck wear dats captivatin,
                          But its my smile dats got these on-lookers spectatin.

                          Do not get me wrong, I also own several diamond bracelets and chains that are sure to entice strangers to embrace me. However, it is surely my grill that makes my mouth a spectacle and draws an audience.

                          My mouth piece simply certified a total package,
                          Open up my mouth and you see mo carots than a salad.

                          Once again, my mouth piece could be certified by a third-party appraiser as a "total package" when it comes to completeness and impressiveness. To put it metaphorically, upon opening my mouth you'd see more diamond carots than how many carrots one would potentially see in an average garden salad.

                          My teeth are mind blowin' givin' everybody chills,
                          Call me George foreman 'cause I'm sellin' everybody grills.

                          I will once again refer to the diamonds in my grill as ice becuase they are likely to give people "chills" as well as boggling their mind. Due to my custom diamond jewelry business, T.V. Jewelry, one could potentially mistake me for George Foreman since we are both in the business of selling grills (albeit mine are diamond mouth pieces and his are the Lean Mean Fat-Reducing Grilling Machines).

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                          • Originally posted by jubaji View Post
                            Let us know how he doees
                            I'm his self defense coach but he cross trains in wrestling under another coach. The kid is husky weighs 74lbs and is very short for his age.

                            The tourney was very well organized with college wrestling rules. For an 8 year old kid in his first tourney it was a learning experience. He competed 3 times and lost all 3 of his matches.

                            Still a good tourney has medals for all participants and that was the highlight of my kids' day. He was proud of his medal and took a lot of experience with him off the mat today. Hopefully he will grow into a skilled and technical warrior and will look back at this one day and say, "I started martial arts when I was 7 years old"

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                            • Well, don't let the losses get him down. I started at that age and I don't think I won a match ever for the first five years or so! Things picked up considerably from there. He should never get used to losing, but he shouldn't let it discourage him. He should let it piss him off so you can channel that energy into training more and harder.

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                              • We are expecting a big blizzard this weekend. If it holds true, I'll have my work cut out for me in the form of snow removal. Also, I'd like to spend some time on the heavy bag and speed bag this weekend.

                                Good news; I have two new prospects for my training studio. Right now I have a hand full of regular students and could use a few more.

                                Friday night is movie night. What's on tap with you?
                                Last edited by Hardball; 12-14-2007, 10:19 PM.

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