Dating Fat Girls Discussion

[Tant01]

LOL SING WITH ME! Drunken moderator slurringh words

Intro

What shall we do with a drunken sailor,

What shall we do with a drunken sailor,

What shall we do with a drunken sailor,

Early in the morning?

Chorus

Hoo–ray/Wey–hey/Heave-ho and up she rises,

Heave-ho and up she rises

Heave-ho and up she rises

Heave-ho and up she rises

Early in the morning!

Verses

Stick him in a bag and beat him senseless,

Stick him in a bag and beat him senseless

Stick him in a bag and beat him senseless

Early in the morning!

Put him in the longboat till he’s sober,

Put him in the longboat till he’s sober,

Put him in the longboat till he’s sober,

Early in the morning!

Throw him in the brig until he's sober,

Throw him in the brig until he's sober,

Throw him in the brig until he's sober,

Early in the morning!

Slap him around and call him Suzie,

Slap him around and call him Suzie,

Slap him around and call him Suzie,

Early in the morning!

Put him in bed captain's daughter,

Put him in bed captain's daughter,

Put him in bed captain's daughter,

Early in the morning!

You haven't seen the captain's daughter,

You haven't seen the captain's daughter,

You haven't seen the captain's daughter,

Early in the morning!

Keelhaul the man until he's sober,

Keelhaul the man until he's sober,

Keelhaul the man until he's sober,

Early in the morning!

Put 'im in the crow's nest and watch him fall down,

Put 'im in the crow's nest and watch him fall down,

Put 'im in the crow's nest and watch him fall down,

Early in the morning!

Put 'im in a leaky boat an' make 'im bail 'er,

Put 'im in a leaky boat an' make 'im bail 'er,

Put 'im in a leaky boat an' make 'im bail 'er,

Early in the morning!

Put him in the bildg and make him drink it,

Put him in the bildg and make him drink it,

Put him in the bildg and make him drink it,

Early in the morning!

Pull out the plug and wet him all over,

Pull out the plug and wet him all over,

Pull out the plug and wet him all over,

Early in the morning!

Give 'im the hair of the dog that bit him,

Give 'im the hair of the dog that bit him,

Give 'im the hair of the dog that bit him,

Early in the morning!

Put 'im in the back of the paddywagon,

Put 'im in the back of the paddywagon,

Put 'im in the back of the paddywagon,

Early in the morning!

Take 'im and shake 'im and try an' wake 'im,

Take 'im and shake 'im and try an' wake 'im,

Take 'im and shake 'im and try an' wake 'im,

Early in the morning!

Give 'im a dose of salt and water,

Give 'im a dose of salt and water,

Give 'im a dose of salt and water,

Early in the morning!

Soak 'im in oil till he sprouts a flipper,

Soak 'im in oil till he sprouts a flipper,

Soak 'im in oil till he sprouts a flipper,

Early in the morning!

Put 'im in charge of an Exxon tanker,

Put 'im in charge of an Exxon tanker,

Put 'im in charge of an Exxon tanker,

Early in the morning!

.....!

That’s what we’ll do with a drunken sailor,

That’s what we’ll do with a drunken sailor,

That’s what we’ll do with a drunken sailor,

Early in the morning!

[Bjjexpertise@be]

Whoa there, Tant, might be time to put down the bottle and call it a night .

[Tant01]

I don't think so BJJ! This ol' dog can take 'is liquor.

You wanna FIGHT?

I'm ready punk...

LOL Stagger on over and poke you with a finger in your chest...

Shut the fu*K up...

LMAO


Hysterical! Thanks buddy!

[Tant01]

Okay.. it really is time to put the bottle away! I'm having WAY too much fun!

And missing that big girl with all the vowels in her screen name...

Did you see the picture I took? She's SO pretty!

Thanks kindly AEIOU...You are a model of "BBW"