Cult activity as martial arts

[Won Slung Loe]

Yes you should bow to all orientals.There are alot more of us. We rule. All the rest have hairy backs! Like animal.

[eXcessiveForce]

I don't have that power spanky, But you do

[Lizard]

Originally posted by Won Slung Loe
Yes you should bow to all orientals.There are alot more of us. We rule. All the rest have hairy backs! Like animal.

lol. Come on excessive. Hes right you know. A lot of humans do have hairy backs.

[Won Slung Loe]

Now we are in outer space all half human white people prepare for your masters.Bow before your betters and kiss our feet.We invented martial arts because we were here first and to control you hairy animals.Only true humans have not hairy backs!
Bow before your masters.Asians rule and will continue to take what is ours.Only true martial artists know asians are better at everything. That is why we teach and you listen!That is why you copy everything.Bow always!

[Lizard]

Won do you know a guy called kevin green?

[RobertG]

And now for something completely different....

Hey Lizard, ever seen this:

The Equine-Lizard Conspiracy

And don't forget this one:
Animals Bad

And Won, you're a douche.

[Won Slung Loe]

Question: How do you cook lizard sushi?

[RobertG]

Originally posted by Won Slung Loe
Question: How do you cook lizard sushi?

Well douche, cooking would sort of make it cooked and not sushi, now wouldn't it? I mean, sure, you have to cook unagi and anago, so I suppose you could cook lizards and call them sushi. Snake done this way is pretty good actually. But it probably depends on what sort of lizard we are talking about. Monitor lizards? Gila monsters might be rather nasty because of their toxins. You wouldn't get much meat off a gecko or side-blotch lizard. Perhaps iguana. But don't start telling me about crocs, gators, caymen and the like. As I'm sure you are well aware Reptilia is a paraphylletic group. The crocodilians are more closely related to birds (and hence tastier) than they are to lizards and snakes. In fact, they really are totally different types of animals, the lizards having not evolved until relatively recently, and the crocodillians being an ancient lineage. Turtles, again, are totally different from either lizards/snakes and the crocodillians. They are, however, tasty. As sushi, however, I don't know. They tend to have lots of Salmonella and the like. And while having bloody craps for a week is a lot better than a hookworm or something that you might get from fish, well, still, you're crapping blood and that sucks. Not to mention it makes your ass feel like you're the victim of a prison gang rape. But really Won Slung Douchebag, the
question of primary importance here is how do you cook a douchebag? That my friend is what we here at defend.net all want to know.

[Toudiyama[NL]]

Originally posted by Lizard
Won do you know a guy called kevin green?

Now that is a useless question because you know the answer

[Lizard]

Crocs closer to birds than lizards? I never knew that. INFORMATION ASSIMILATED

Turtles really are unusual perhaps humans should ally with them.

What else do you know thats interesting?