Bullet Dodging Kata

[koto_ryu]

NO you fool Tau-tau is one of the most old martial arts in the world it was there before ninjitsu its is the source of ninjitsu , but I was to stupid to think you would understand

You sure you don't mean "taijutsu"?

[The Kaisho]

Well isnt that convienient...Just when I was starting to get interested. Before ninjutsu huh .......I bet Hatsumi is going to be disappointed about that. So who is the undisputed last living lineage head inheritor and soke of Tautau ??????

Tautau ryu Nice ring to it eh..........

maybe the time is not lik in your country eh? maybe here in the netherlands that it might be some like 12.40am that is late here so.

but Tau-tau is more primitieve than the other martial arts so it is much stronger the people that train in Tau-tau are called the tanjian.
but they are fucking wel able to avoid bullets they have ashkara.
you have ashkara the path of light and kshira the path of darkness.
it is said that you will be invinceble when you control both for that you wil need kokoro thats the voice that connects both.
now isn't that some cool shit or what

[The Kaisho]

by the way sorry for my spelling mistake

[GREENTHINKS]

Isn't it true that most people avoid bullets? This must come naturally because I personaly know alot of people that avoid bullets.

So does your finger stay straight as it goes thru the board? Which part of your finger actualy hits first?
The tip,the fingernail, the knuckle or what.
does the board split lengthwise or widthwise. Or does it just punch a hole or does it punch out a plug of wood.Maybe it was a knothole that you pushed out. was it the side of your little finger while it was balled up in a fist.


Maybe you are justIMAGINING THINGS. BUT I HAVE SEEN PICTURES OF SOME GUY (Korean?) breaking the top off a bottle with a little finger side chop.
And I knew a guy that could break the bottom off a beer bottle by smacking the top.Leave a little beer in the bottle, two inches or so.

[The Kaisho]

and by the way tajitsu is an form of ninjitsu it is the unarmed combat off the ninja you butthole

[bodhisattva]

Tau-tau is more primitieve than the other martial arts so it is much stronger the people that train in Tau-tau are called the tanjian.
but they are fucking wel able to avoid bullets they have ashkara.
you have ashkara the path of light and kshira the path of darkness.
it is said that you will be invinceble when you control both for that you wil need kokoro thats the voice that connects both.
now isn't that some cool shit or what

Not to mention the F-M-C-O-O-T-B-A-U-T-F-A-B-F-T-K-Y-F-A-D Technique..or the "Flying Monkeys Come Out Of Their Butts And Use Their Fangs And Breathe Fire To Kill Your Fool Ass Dead Technique", as it's known.

You can't defeat the flying monkeys - They have fangs and breathe fire!

And when they breathe fire, cobras come out of the fire, and those cobra shoot poisonous metal bees at you!

And they can jump crazy high!

I like to make up stuff too!

A person only becomes "invincible" when they see the truth of light and darkness (the yin and yang) because they see that death is purely a mystery - they have no idea what happens in death - but it can't be bad. It just is. That is when a person "becomes invincible". They see through the illusion of time by approaching the opposites.
But bullets still knock their bodies to the ground - 1-2-3.

[The Kaisho]

i fucking don't care what yo think that you haven't been in asia isen't my problem wel is it?

[bodhisattva]

i fucking don't care what yo think that you haven't been in asia isen't my problem wel is it?

No, sir, I don't believe that should be much of a problem for you. You are correct.

Enjoy this lack of problems as your day continues.

Actually, I HAVE been to Asia, that's how I know about this stuff. I swam across the ocean so the ninja master would accept me into this secret devil clan. They buried me to my neck in stuff that kills people when they are buried to their neck in it. And when I didn't die, I was accepted into the clan.

And it was full of secret devil stuff.

And that's why I'm a hardass.

And I saw the monkeys come flying out of his ass, and the flames, and the cobras with the bees, and I would have been killed, but I am the hummingbird master, and my superfast hummingbird taijutsu techniques knocked all the bees from the air AND stole their honey. So I kicked their asses while I munched a biscuit, with my secret devil clan ninja knowledge.

[academian]

No, sir, I don't believe that should be much of a problem for you. You are correct.

Enjoy this lack of problems as your day continues.

Actually, I HAVE been to Asia, that's how I know about this stuff. I swam across the ocean so the ninja master would accept me into this secret devil clan. They buried me to my neck in stuff that kills people when they are buried to their neck in it. And when I didn't die, I was accepted into the clan.

And it was full of secret devil stuff.

And that's why I'm a hardass.

And I saw the monkeys come flying out of his ass, and the flames, and the cobras with the bees, and I would have been killed, but I am the hummingbird master, and my superfast hummingbird taijutsu techniques knocked all the bees from the air AND stole their honey. So I kicked their asses while I munched a biscuit, with my secret devil clan ninja knowledge.

Hey No fair I want to join the secret Ninja Devil Clan Too

[academian]

Isn't it true that most people avoid bullets? This must come naturally because I personaly know alot of people that avoid bullets.

So does your finger stay straight as it goes thru the board? Which part of your finger actualy hits first?
The tip,the fingernail, the knuckle or what.
does the board split lengthwise or widthwise. Or does it just punch a hole or does it punch out a plug of wood.Maybe it was a knothole that you pushed out. was it the side of your little finger while it was balled up in a fist.


Maybe you are justIMAGINING THINGS. BUT I HAVE SEEN PICTURES OF SOME GUY (Korean?) breaking the top off a bottle with a little finger side chop.
And I knew a guy that could break the bottom off a beer bottle by smacking the top.Leave a little beer in the bottle, two inches or so.

Finger stays strait board breaks in half along the grain board is struck with tip of finger.. ......Come on guys this is green belt level karate stuff.......

[GREENTHINKS]

I Quite Frankly , Find It Hard To Beleive.

[koto_ryu]

and by the way tajitsu is an form of ninjitsu it is the unarmed combat off the ninja you butthole

Well I figured I'd give you some leeway in grammar considering the only thing that pops up for Tau Tau is that homosexual place, and the fact that you're a complete moron.

[academian]

I Quite Frankly , Find It Hard To Beleive.

Go to any good karate school and ask them to give you a demonstration of ippon nukite tameshiwara then you can see it for yourself. Any Black Belt Instructor "Should" be able to do it.

[Garland]

Not to mention the F-M-C-O-O-T-B-A-U-T-F-A-B-F-T-K-Y-F-A-D Technique..or the "Flying Monkeys Come Out Of Their Butts And Use Their Fangs And Breathe Fire To Kill Your Fool Ass Dead Technique", as it's known.

You can't defeat the flying monkeys - They have fangs and breathe fire!

And when they breathe fire, cobras come out of the fire, and those cobra shoot poisonous metal bees at you!

And they can jump crazy high!

I like to make up stuff too!

A person only becomes "invincible" when they see the truth of light and darkness (the yin and yang) because they see that death is purely a mystery - they have no idea what happens in death - but it can't be bad. It just is. That is when a person "becomes invincible". They see through the illusion of time by approaching the opposites.
But bullets still knock their bodies to the ground - 1-2-3.

Another crazy TMA technique that doesn't work against conventional methods....i.e. my burlap sack filled with rabid minks.
Someone starts talking shit...and the bag comes open...unleashing an evil herd of blood thirsty bastard coat material.

And...also...the old fashioned sock with a pool ball in it.

[HtTKar]

I Quite Frankly , Find It Hard To Beleive.

breaking the bottom off a beer bottle is an old timer bar trick. It takes little skill, and little strength. It relies on the pressure created in the bottle from the strike.That's it. And since the bottom of the bottle is the weakest part it gives out and breaks. Simple. Try it and you'll probably be able to do it the first time. The more beer in the bottle, the easier it is.

Breaking boards with fingertips takes practice. There are so many people that can do this, I'm surprised you find it hard to believe. When people study pressure points throughout their lives, and plan on striking the smallest target possible, why wouldn't they strengthen their fingertips? I know a guy that can put his bigtoe through a watermelon. People train every part of their body to be a weapon.

http://www.mawn.net/ki25.htm
hand-conditioning techniques and striking materials can be used to forge other parts of the hand, including the knuckles, palm heel, finger tip, bent wrist, etc.