Multiple Opponents

[knifethrower]

I'd be interested in hearing Uke's personal experiences against multiple opponents.

I'd like you to re-post a few of those cute little knife fighting stories of yours...



Those were fun

[jubaji]

Let's get something new first. How 'bout you? Care to share?

[JadeDragon]

I would take them out as quickly as possible with the most damage possible. I'd try to take out the knees, go for the groin, strike the throat, eyes, and even pull hair if needed. Then after you have crippled them I would go get a baseball bat and beat their brains in untill there was just a big massive blob of flesh and a puddle of blood. Thats just what I would do.

[jubaji]

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[kingoftheforest]

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I agree............................

[TTEscrima]

I agree............................

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[Hardball]

I would take them out as quickly as possible with the most damage possible. I'd try to take out the knees, go for the groin, strike the throat, eyes, and even pull hair if needed. Then after you have crippled them I would go get a baseball bat and beat their brains in untill there was just a big massive blob of flesh and a puddle of blood. Thats just what I would do.

Learn the "Gentle Way" and you can just Choke em to death. LOL

[JadeDragon]

Learn the "Gentle Way" and you can just Choke em to death. LOL

Will you teach me this? I feel that I'm to violent but I just love to see blood and guts. It gives me physcotic thoughts especially when I don't take my lithium and xanax.

[Tant01]

Intent...

I would take them out as quickly as possible with the most damage possible. I'd try to take out the knees, go for the groin, strike the throat, eyes, and even pull hair if needed. Then after you have crippled them I would go get a baseball bat and beat their brains in untill there was just a big massive blob of flesh and a puddle of blood. Thats just what I would do.

You forgot "stomp the gooey puddle dry..."

The so called "insanity" defense doesn't fly after you've published your intent.

You see, they call that premeditation.

[JadeDragon]

You forgot "stomp the gooey puddle dry..."

The so called "insanity" defense doesn't fly after you've published your intent.

You see, they call that premeditation.

Oh no......you leave the scene as quickly as possible and you tell your best friend to cover for you and say that you all were having a cook out at his house at the time of the beat down. You even have a story about what you cooked and ate so it sounds believable.

[Hardball]

Will you teach me this? I feel that I'm to violent but I just love to see blood and guts. It gives me physcotic thoughts especially when I don't take my lithium and xanax.

You're kidding right?

[JadeDragon]

You're kidding right?

About what?

[Hardball]

About what?

About being bipolar or schizophrenic and taking meds.

[JadeDragon]

About being bipolar or schizophrenic and taking meds.

No, thats no joking matter. Don't worry though the doctors have told me that the meds that I take will supress me from actually acting out these thoughts. I've only had one time where I almost lost it. It was like someone was whispering in my ear to take this guy out. But I didn't. The thing was I didn't even know the guy but for some reason I thought that he was sneaking into my home when I was sleeping and using my kitchen stove to cook on. God, all this talk of violence is kinda getting me aroused. Would you care if we changed the subject?

[kingoftheforest]

The thing was I didn't even know the guy but for some reason I thought that he was sneaking into my home when I was sleeping and using my kitchen stove to cook on.

There was an old lady in my dad's neighborhood who claimed the same thing about the 50 yr old guy who lived next door to my dad.