"I don't hit girls"

[Xebsball]

i am a very complex being
but that complexity of mine thou cannot tap
i keep it mostly to myself
only a few small parts of this great truth are displayed to few chosen ones

i understand since i am new you go through hard times to understand the huge amount of information that flows from my intelect... but you might one day catch up... maybe
besides that, i know that secretly the female audience in here wonders with curiosity about me and deeply in their subconscious minds desire me
they might deny now, but they will see... in the future they will

Xebsball, legendary ladiesman.

[Tom Yum]

ooooo kkkkk.....

[Tom Yum]

Cake!

Hey cakegirl, did you get "baby got back"?

Ohh Yeah!

[Tom Yum]

i know that secretly the female audience in here wonders with curiosity about me and deeply in their subconscious minds desire me
they might deny now, but they will see... in the future they will

Xebsball, legendary ladiesman.

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[Broadsword2004]

I think Xebsball is just joking around to see how people actually respond to his posts.

[Tom Yum]

Otherwise known as trolling.

In the mean time, I'm going to drag my 3'5" 410 butt to bed, alone for my 30 seconds of alone time and try not to trip over my two left feet.

[cakegirl]

I already had Baby Got Back.

Tom, are you by any chance drunk???

[Xebsball]

....................................................... (Trademark of Jubaji)

who would this person called "Jubaji" be?
is he also a ladiesman?

[koto_ryu]

i am a very complex being
but that complexity of mine thou cannot tap
i keep it mostly to myself
only a few small parts of this great truth are displayed to few chosen ones

i understand since i am new you go through hard times to understand the huge amount of information that flows from my intelect... but you might one day catch up... maybe
besides that, i know that secretly the female audience in here wonders with curiosity about me and deeply in their subconscious minds desire me
they might deny now, but they will see... in the future they will

Xebsball, legendary ladiesman.

They just said you HAD a complex, not that you were complex

[Xebsball]

"they" who?

there is still hope for you, do not quit your quest for understanding yet

[koto_ryu]

"they" who?

there is still hope for you, do not quit your quest for understanding yet

Obviously blatant sarcasm isn't included in your incredible intellect

[polegirl]

Just for reference, the above post was written by Polegirl who got on my computer when I wasn't in the room and didn't realise that defend.net automatically logs in as me...

It is true it was me, I did not realise Cakegirl was automatically logged in. Oops. But I was discussing threesomes with my lesbian neighbours, and I do not do E so please everyone stop asking me for them, as I do not have any. I also discovered over the weekend that I have NO tolerance left towards alcohol. I had barely any and had a hangover the next day. How does that work?

[koto_ryu]

It is true it was me, I did not realise Cakegirl was automatically logged in. Oops. But I was discussing threesomes with my lesbian neighbours, and I do not do E so please everyone stop asking me for them, as I do not have any. I also discovered over the weekend that I have NO tolerance left towards alcohol. I had barely any and had a hangover the next day. How does that work?

Beer before licquor = never sicker.
Licquor before beer = you're in the clear.

Usually it's just best to stick to one or the other, if you start mixing them though follow the little formula. For hangover cures, best one I learned in the military is pickle juice. That, and chugging a ton of water before bed and being up all night in the bathroom.

[Tom Yum]

For hangover cures, best one I learned in the military is pickle juice. That, and chugging a ton of water before bed and being up all night in the bathroom.

Yeah. I'd say eating something greasy once you've finished your drinking. Drinking the ton of water before bed allway works; I've heard that hangovers are the result of dehydration, but I could be wrong.

I never drink in excess, but sometimes you get something that has a higher alchohol content than you can tell

[gregimotis]

i am a very complex being
but that complexity of mine thou cannot tap
i keep it mostly to myself
only a few small parts of this great truth are displayed to few chosen ones

i understand since i am new you go through hard times to understand the huge amount of information that flows from my intelect... but you might one day catch up... maybe
besides that, i know that secretly the female audience in here wonders with curiosity about me and deeply in their subconscious minds desire me
they might deny now, but they will see... in the future they will

Xebsball, legendary ladiesman.

Oh wow that this is a funny post. my sides hurt from laughter