Fridays on Defend

[Hardball]

he might just be outside your window as you are typing these responses, licking his lips and rubbing his hands, awaiting for the right moment to overpower you and force you to play out the gimp scene from pulp fiction, except that bruce willis is not going to come and save you when you are getting your colon crushed by tom yum

Dude, Yum is in the military now. I think?

[treelizard]

You must really be in love.

Gettin' there!

[jubaji]

ah, the benefit of being alone...

sounds almost as bad as being forced to read some chicks poetry

Thank goodness that's something you never need to worry about huh, loser?

[DickHardman]

LOL, What happened to Yum? He ain't been around. I guess this is Friday night live.

he might just be outside your window as you are typing these responses, licking his lips and rubbing his hands, awaiting for the right moment to overpower you and force you to play out the gimp scene from pulp fiction, except that bruce willis is not going to come and save you when you are getting your colon crushed by tom yum

[DickHardman]

Still sounds like about as much fun as watching other people fish to me.

sounds almost as bad as being forced to read some chicks poetry

[Hardball]

LOL, What happened to Yum? He ain't been around. I guess this is Friday night live.

[DickHardman]

LOL, why you always stalking T.L.?

i just asked 1 question. i aint tom yum.

[Hardball]

LOL, why you always stalking T.L.?

[DickHardman]

I apologize on his behalf. For his intrusive statement.

Man, you need to cut back on the blunts.

Ease up D.H., these are real people, with real feelings not just some internet characters.

lol good one hardball. for a minute i thought you were serious about getting on my case for what i post, but then when i remembered all the times you posted about popping pills like viagra and fornicating i realized i just got punked. good one though.

[Hardball]

I apologize on his behalf. For his intrusive statement.

Man, you need to cut back on the blunts.

Ease up D.H., these are real people, with real feelings not just some internet characters.

[DickHardman]

Actually, they have different stops where you can take buses to watch the person running past. So I get to stalk him legally. The only weird thing is that his mom is going to be there too. lol.

I think it'll help his run time to know we're standing there.

why dont you guys have sex instead.

[Hardball]

He's a teacher. He'd probably tell you "you're" joking. Get it? Grammar thing. Teacher. Nevermind. That's probably left up to spell check these days.

Spell check doesn't catch that type of mistake. The grammar check would on the old word perfect software but not on word.

[treelizard]

Watching a marathon must rank among the most boring experiences in the entire spectrum of human existance. You must truly love the man to stand on the side of the road and watch him run past you for six and a half seconds of a three and a half hour race.

Actually, they have different stops where you can take buses to watch the person running past. So I get to stalk him legally. The only weird thing is that his mom is going to be there too. lol.

I think it'll help his run time to know we're standing there.

[treelizard]

coffee after school with this kick ass mentor teacher woman, getting dinner with my boyfriend and meeting his mom -EEK!- , i get to wake up at the crack of dawn to see him run his marathon, i have to write a week's worth of lesson plans , gotta grade 87 constructed response test, some papers due for my college course, um... is that all? oh and finish my library books. heh. yeah.

[jubaji]

Don't you have UFOs to watch for, burnout loser?