Fridays on Defend

[DickHardman]

Has anyone else noticed that dick spends more time talking about men's units than anything else

gotta cater to the audience.

its funny how the only posts you respond to are ones that discuss "mens units". that sure grabs your attention doesnt it?

[jubaji]

Has anyone else noticed that dick spends more time talking about men's units than anything else (including his beloved weed and UFOs)?

He spends all his time high, alone, obsessing over erections, and criticizing women in all manner of ways for all manner of perceived offenses.

The picture is clear (but not pretty).

[DickHardman]

What is it going to take for you to realized that you are a full blown junkie? One day you'll wake up in the big house with a full erect tounge, tossing salads and wonder, how did I end up like this? Then you will know you are a junkie. You gotta hit rock bottom. LMAO

when are you going to realize that your rape is imminent with the presence of tom yum outside your home, hiding in the darkness, hunched over like Quasimodo and clutching his penis, waiting until your are distracted enough to were he can overpower and administer the most brutal, colon crushing, bowel busting, dry anal rape that anyones ever received in all of time and space that spans our infinite universe. you are a mark as well bro, you also posted your pic online. tom knows what you look like.

me, you and mr arieson are all possible targets of this eminent sex crime. instead of arguing with me we need to stick together. there is strength in numbers.

[Hardball]

haha, shows how much you know bro. you do know that acupulco gold was shit weed that had chemicals sprayed on it? thats why it was " gold" colored lol, and it caused a lot of problem for some people. that was a shit crop that was tainted by chemicals that were sold off to people anyway. thats what happens when its illegal, people get harmed way more than if it was actually legal and regulated. chocolate thai? yeah i think thats considered by modern standards to be brick pack, D grade shit. if you took a popsicle stick and scraped out your asshole, it would be a better smoke than the garbage, chemical sprayed shit you were smoking back nearly 40 decades ago lol.....the weed nowdays is more diverse and better than what they had in the 70s. more strains, more flavors, different highs, etc.... i know hardball didint just try to tell me about weed lol....

i dont smoke blunts either bro, i use herbal vaporizers that eliminate toxins and effectively deliver thc.

What is it going to take for you to realized that you are a full blown junkie? One day you'll wake up in the big house with a full erect tounge, tossing salads and wonder, how did I end up like this? Then you will know you are a junkie. You gotta hit rock bottom. LMAO

[DickHardman]

I don't think so Son. See, all the good weed was back in the 60's and 70's. Acupoco Gold, Tai Stick, Columbian...........you're smoking cancerous chemically laced blunts. Right now you have no desire to quit, but one day "If you live long enough", you will try to quit and find out that you are hooked. A junkie. It's Sad being a junkie and not even knowing it.

haha, shows how much you know bro. you do know that acupulco gold was shit weed that had chemicals sprayed on it? thats why it was " gold" colored lol, and it caused a lot of problem for some people. that was a shit crop that was tainted by chemicals that were sold off to people anyway. thats what happens when its illegal, people get harmed way more than if it was actually legal and regulated. chocolate thai? yeah i think thats considered by modern standards to be brick pack, D grade shit. if you took a popsicle stick and scraped out your asshole, it would be a better smoke than the garbage, chemical sprayed shit you were smoking back nearly 40 decades ago lol.....the weed nowdays is more diverse and better than what they had in the 70s. more strains, more flavors, different highs, etc.... i know hardball didint just try to tell me about weed lol....

i dont smoke blunts either bro, i use herbal vaporizers that eliminate toxins and effectively deliver thc.

[Hardball]

"probably safer"

I don't think so Son. See, all the good weed was back in the 60's and 70's. Acupoco Gold, Tai Stick, Columbian...........you're smoking cancerous chemically laced blunts. Right now you have no desire to quit, but one day "If you live long enough", you will try to quit and find out that you are hooked. A junkie. It's Sad being a junkie and not even knowing it.

[DickHardman]

Just derangement and delusions. LOL And lung cancer.

its probably safer for you than the pills you are constantly popping to achieve erections.

[Hardball]

weed doesnt give you hangovers bro.

Just derangement and delusions. LOL And lung cancer.

[DickHardman]

Why are you wasting your time, skull and bones. You KNOW Dick hardman does not get up early like we do. He is still in bed, sleeping off his weed hangover. I got up early. I always get up early. Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.

actually i have to be at work by 6:30 am every day, 7 days a week.

weed doesnt give you hangovers bro.

[Hardball]

thats cause you didnt even know what it was.

I'm suprised you even know what I am talking about. LOL

[jubaji]

thats not true either. i worry about it a lot. i dont want to ever have to read some chicks lame poetry and pretend like its really deep and meaningful. thats pretty lame. i dont want to have to be forced into that position.

Well, being hopelessly alone should go a long way toward avoiding such a fate.

Congratulations.

[DickHardman]

I'm glad I never taught you. LOL

thats cause you didnt even know what it was.

[Hardball]

Dude, I remember you from the "Slice the Pie" thread. I'm glad I never taught you. LOL

[DickHardman]

Thank goodness that's something you never need to worry about huh, loser?

thats not true either. i worry about it a lot. i dont want to ever have to read some chicks lame poetry and pretend like its really deep and meaningful. thats pretty lame. i dont want to have to be forced into that position. i may have to do it in order for her to not cut me off, but that doesnt mean ill like it

its almost as bad as having to stand outside all day long to watch some weaksauce marathon with your mother in law

[DickHardman]

Dude, Yum is in the military now. I think?

are you sure he isnt outside your home right now, hiding in a dark bush with his pants down, waiting to show you the real meaning of "hardball" ???