Fridays on Defend

[Hardball]

I got my head split open with a cane. Trust me on this one...they are a GOOD and UNDERRATED self defense tool. Keys, not s'much.

Okay...I'm going back to nursing my concussion and my split scalp...



Damn...fucker hit me so hard my ears rang and I wobbled. Reminsicent of Ajarn Chai's drill where he makes you spin aroud with your hand over your ear...disoriented and uneven...

Was able to recover myself after I got hit...but it took about 12 seconds...enough time he could've finished me if he wanted to... I'm glad though...I think I broke his jaw (medium heavy right cross)...he's done too.

Damn...scalp wounds bleed...ALOT!

Anyway...I'll be up for a few hours...I still can't hear out of my right ear...

Where the fu%k were you?

[Hardball]

You da man Bro!!!!

[DickHardman]

btw heres your request..


[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGVnH39UzI8[/YOUTUBE]

[DickHardman]

oh yes, i know all about stroking. in fact, the highlight of my day is jerking off in a shit stained portapotti that 4 out of 5 construction workers would tell you smelled like absolute death. but its ok, at least i have something to look forward to during my day.

[Hardball]

Dickhardman, I need an assist. Can you post this song by clarence carter entitled strokin? I'm techie challenged. You gotta hear this song. LOL THANKS IN ADVANCE

When I start makin´ love
I don´t just make love...
I be strokin´
That´s what I be doin´, huh
I be strokin´




I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best
I be strokin´

Let me ask you somethin´...
What time of the day do you like to make love
Have you ever made love just before breakfast
Have you ever made love while you watched the late, late show
Well, let me ask you this
Have you ever made love on a couch
Well, let me ask you this
Have you ever made love on the back seat of a car
I remember one time I made love on the back seat of a car
And the police came and shined his light on me, and I said:
´I´m strokin´, that´s what I´m doin´, I be strokin´´

I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best
I be strokin´

Let me ask you something...
How long has it been since you made love, huh?
Did you make love yesterday
Did you make love last week
Did you make love last year
Or maybe it might be that you plannin´ on makin´ love tonight
But just remember, when you start making love
You make it hard, long, soft, short
And be strokin´
I be strokin´

I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best, huh
I be strokin´

Now when I start making love to my woman
I don´t stop until I know she´s sas-ified
And I can always tell when she gets sas-ified
´Cause when she gets sas-fied she start calling my name
She´d say: ´Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter
Clarence Carter, ooooh shit, Clarence Carter´
The other night I was strokin´ my woman
And it got so good to her, you know what she told me
Let me tell you what she told me, she said:
´Stroke it Clarence Carter, but don´t stroke so fast
If my stuff ain´t tight enough, you can stick it up my...´ WOO!

I be strokin´ Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
I be strokin´

I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best, huh
I be strokin´
I be strokin´ Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
I be strokin´, Yeah!
I be strokin´

I stroke it to the north
I stroke it to the south
I stroke it everywhere
I even stroke it with my... WOO!

I be strokin´
I be strokin´ Ha! Ha!
I be strokin´

[Hardball]

get some head on the beach.

LOL, what cha tokin on tonight Bro?

[DickHardman]

Packing tonight and tomorrow for a two week trip to an undisclosed Carribean location. Mojitos will be involved.



Adios.

get some head on the beach.

[treelizard]

That doesn't sound like a very hard decision to make at all!

I'm just so exhausted...

[Hardball]

Packing tonight and tomorrow for a two week trip to an undisclosed Carribean location. Mojitos will be involved.



Adios.

Go ahead, rub it in. You lucky dog.

[gregimotis]

Packing tonight and tomorrow for a two week trip to an undisclosed Carribean location. Mojitos will be involved.



Adios.

[Britt]

I have to decide whether to go drinking tonight or stay home and work.

That doesn't sound like a very hard decision to make at all!

I'm taking off work a little early, and me and the missus are going to Austin to visit some friends. Try to get a run or some weights in tommorrow morning. Tomorrow night, a Halloween party. Maybe stay till Monday moring, come back early.

[treelizard]

I have to decide whether to go drinking tonight or stay home and work. Saturday is Make a Difference Day and I volunteered to do something or other. Sunday is a friend's son's Rite 13 which I may or may not go to.

Tons of work to do as always.

[Hardball]

Finally, Finally we got some rain here in drought stricken Maryland. Last two fridays, I watched horror movies. This friday I hope to see something to get me in the mood for screwing. LOL Who feels like screwing after watching a freakin horror movie. LOL

Saturday I need to spend a couple of hours working on nothing but kicks. Also teaching a couple of private lessons for extra money. I will probably take the wife out for dinner on saturday night then the rest of the weekend is just chores.

I could use a vacation. Dang

[jubaji]

I don't want to hear about what your little hands are touching.

[jubaji]

No sleep here.