tkd vs muah tai

[osopardo]

No, no, this is good!

c0bra, wish her a belated happy birthday...

[c0bra]

happy belated birthday..


maybe some time we can train and trade techniques...


































..... in my bed... ehheheheh alllllright!

[osopardo]

NO!! You started out right and then you went too far!! Now she's just gonna turn away and mutter "Lewser!"

Oh man, and I was gonna coach you thru this one... Show you how to score using the lamest, most transparent lines ... I got the book right here "How to Pick Up Girls" by Eric Weber, published back in 1970, when all the cool, wild and crazy disco guys like me used to score with their tight pants and hairy chests all blinged out. But nooooo, you blew it! You're never gonna get anywhere like that...

Youth is wasted on the young!

[c0bra]

[choylifutrocks]

Don't worry. You'll do better next time

I have an idea and you seem like the right guy to test this out. Just go ahead and throw a few lines at your mom. If she is impressed, you should use them to pickup girls around town. If the girls turn you down, tell them they don't know what they're missing. You're mom thinks you're the slickest $hit to slide out of a womb, so they'd have to be stupid not to fall for your lines and woo over you.

Got it?

[osopardo]

Hey! page 12 in the book! Thanks choylifutrocks! go ahead c0bra, try out some line on your mom right now. "Hey baby, what's your sign?"

[c0bra]

woo good idea

[AsianGrrl]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by c0bra
[B]happy belated birthday..


maybe some time we can train and trade techniques...

Happy belated yourself..

[osopardo]

Aw, geez! now I've heard everything!

[c0bra]

Originally posted by AsianGrrl

in your face osopardo

[osopardo]

don't you be talking to me now, talk to her!

[c0bra]

so AsianGrrl.. What would a good-lookin girl like yourself be doin on Saturday?

[choylifutrocks]

No, no, no! You've still got the lines all wrong! You've obviosly got her hooked, she wants to trade techniques!

Here's what you say: My teddy bear broke, can I sleep with you?

Then, she'll be on her way back to your house as she'll feel worth a million bucks. when you get there calmly sit down on the floor in front of her, tilt your head back, and crawl between her legs; wipe your mouth off really good --you've gotta be a gentlemen-- and say "here, let me make a seat for you."

From there, she should sit down.

I know it's kinda hard to talk w/ your mouth full, but you should attempt to tell her that you love her new outfit, but it'd look better on the floor.

From here on out you'll have to wing it....good luck

[m.artist]

muay thai all the way....tkd is weak..plain and simple...never liked it...never will...have seen it in use b4 and it was shot down every time...i don't recommend it and ot all those who do i suggest learnign a new art right after to cancel out the bs they tought u in tkd..but that's just me of course

[MuayThaiFighter]

muay thai all the way....tkd is weak..plain and simple...never liked it...never will...have seen it in use b4 and it was shot down every time...i don't recommend it and ot all those who do i suggest learnign a new art right after to cancel out the bs they tought u in tkd..but that's just me of course

I second that. I absolutely agree with you.