Which arts are closest to a real fight?

[hEmPY]

i am not looser, cause i have my half of the KungFu Alphabets even thou our club is now gone..... once you know the alphabets, you are not a looser.....

it is like you know all the 26 English Aphabets, you dont need to memory a million English Existing Words in the Dictionary just to have the ability to conversation to someone who also knows English Dialect..... Once you know the 26 English Alphabets - you have the ability to speak a millions of English Words......

it is also the same in KungFu..... i dont need to memorize vast plenty of kungfu alphabets, why???? cause i know 55 ChiDianBun Alphabets, 108 WingChun Alphabets and 25 NgoChoKun Alphabets, not to mention my 5 Families of TaiChi learned, Mantis, and other KungFu arts learned......

Note:
if you only know 6 English Alphabets, then how can you reply to my stupid qoute?????

55+108+25=188 teknix. That is interesting, how much do you have to spend time to master 190 technicks? Alot of time! That means you dont have time to work atleast some of 'em on the heavybag, or think 'bout strategy...
All you say is you have finger strikes to the eyes, and another bullshit! Foreal, think 'bout it you stupid fukk! So you know them 188, so what!? To put the all into strategy, or be good at them all, as boxers good at left hook you need all life (or more). THAT ID FUKKING FUNNY FOO!

We are busy finding jobs to earn money

What, your instructor dont have a job, or he dont take money from ya? Stupid fukk!

[darrianation]

There is only one english alphbet it has 26 letters, Dah!

[sherwinc]

55+108+25=188 teknix. That is interesting, how much do you have to spend time to master 190 technicks? Alot of time! That means you dont have time to work atleast some of 'em on the heavybag, or think 'bout strategy...
All you say is you have finger strikes to the eyes, and another bullshit! Foreal, think 'bout it you stupid fukk! So you know them 188, so what!? To put the all into strategy, or be good at them all, as boxers good at left hook you need all life (or more). THAT ID FUKKING FUNNY FOO!

i'll have to reach maybe 160 years (2 lives) in order to perfect my 188 teknix.... since it is a form of my hobby, i enjoy practice kungfu......

[sherwinc]

If I know 16 of the 26 English "alphabets" can I still communicate?

you can still communicate but it is not that ease..... it is better to be a College Degree than an Elementary Level Ignorant but still can communicate....

[sherwinc]

What, your instructor dont have a job, or he dont take money from ya? Stupid fukk!

no, if you are jobless here in our Country, you will be hungry..... so, after schooling, you have to find a good job in order to eat.....

Descent Job First before Martial Arts.......

but KungFu (martial arts) is one of my hobby after work......

[hEmPY]

i'll have to reach maybe 160 years (2 lives) in order to perfect my 188 teknix.... since it is a form of my hobby, i enjoy practice kungfu......

K then tell me most wicked trick in your kung fu, without all that eye, throat, groin bullshit

[darrianation]

The eye, throat, and groin are the three main priority targets!

[sherwinc]

K then tell me most wicked trick in your kung fu, without all that eye, throat, groin bullshit

too many to mention, i dont know which of them to execute first, but my both hands knows what to do without thinking.......

1. Walking Hands

or....

2. Sticking Hands

or....

3. NgoKi ForeArm Hitting

i am just following to the dictates of my both forearms and not my mind.... (sensitivity) and not to what i see (eyes)....

[ower]

I'd like to thank a lot of you for one of the most comical threads I've ever read!

[Boxiados]

The Clown

too many to mention, i dont know which of them to execute first, but my both hands knows what to do without thinking.......

1. Walking Hands

or....

2. Sticking Hands

or....

3. NgoKi ForeArm Hitting

i am just following to the dictates of my both forearms and not my mind.... (sensitivity) and not to what i see (eyes)....

you never stop to impress me, first with the fighting on the tyres, by the way I tried to fight on a truck tyre, man it took me few days to find one and more than a week to find the crazy one who would accept to fight me on the tyre, we barely took psition on the tyre to start fighting that we started LAUGHING, indeed we were on the ground KO and our stomachs were aching so hard, we then thaought that you must be a clown who works in a CIRCUS and that you make people laugh by performing some Kung Fu moves on top of truck tyres.
So what's next, now that we know that u don't use your brain when you fight?

[Boxiados]

Sticking hands!

by the way... sticking hands? wot's that?
Anyways, I would never fight with you, with those sticky hands!!!
What? you never wash after you eat with your hands!????
Filthyyyyy...

[Boxiados]

What happened here?

[MuayThaiFighter]

One of the very Good Question of Yours......

ok, i'll answer it.......

my kungfu instructor and i (including my 14 kungfu classmates) have only 3 years of KungFu training....... after that, we are on our own, we need to find job, we are going busy in life........

now, from 4th year up to 10th year i continue to learn kungfu without my instructor, our club is gone.......

how can a kungfu club grows if there are only 15 students???? since we are not commercialized.......

but sometimes, i met my instructor downtown and only ask for some guidance and kungfu faq.......

my instructor says we are only students, he cant consider us as a kungfu practitioner cause he taught us only 55 ChiDianBunKungFu attacking alphabets.....

my instructor said that practice that 55 alphabets and in time to time, you'll discover the 6-to-more applications in each of the 55 alphabets.....

making it:

55 alphabets x 6-to-more each = 330 unique techniques......

actually there are over 200 ChiDianBun alphabets all in all......

my instructor doesnt want to teach us next technique if he notice that we dont mastered our previous techniques..... the reason why until now we are only Students of KungFu.........

The Tae Kwon Do here in our place, if you have money, you can earn a Black Belt then claim yourself you couquer yourself.......

my kungfu instructor said:
The requirements to become a KungFu Practitioner is at least he knows how to use really 3 kungfu weaponry and start learning 6 set patterns of ChiDianBun.......

me???? i only learn only 1 kungfu weapon and that's Kiam (Jian) KungFu Sword, so i cant considered myself as a kungfu practitioner, instead, i am only a kungfu student......

i also know only 1 set pattern and that's called Beng Hu Ha Shan......

Chi Dian Bun Set Patterns: (for students only)
1. Beng Hu Ha Shan (original ChiDianBun set pattern)
2. Wei Hu Kun (with the influence of Hik Tai Chi Chuan)
3. Dyok Hap Kun (with the influence of Hik Tai Chi Chuan)
4. Hak Pit Sa Kun (with the influence of Hik Tai Chi Chuan)
5. Haw Kit Sa Kun (with the influence of Hik Tai Chi Chuan)
note:
after completing this 1st 5 set patterns and knowing 3 kungfu weapons - you are now ranked as a KungFu Practitioner.......
and after completing this 1st 5 set patterns - you may now start learning the Seven ChiDianBun Fighting Elements (Earth, Rock, Water, Wood, Fire, Metal, Air and there's the lost eight element - Gold)

Note:
1. Earth - as heavy as the earth (your strike hand strike is a very heavy for the opponent to redirect it....)
2. Rock - as hard as the rock (AngKa KungFu) Iron Skin Training (as well as NgoChoKun)
3. Water - as soft as the water (very soft and useless, but go to the top diving board and jump, make sure you drop to water body flat and feel the pain that water hits your face)
4. Wood - as flexible as the wood
5. Fire - as heat as the fire
6. Metal - as hard as the metal
7. Air - as light as the air
and the lost 8. Gold - Precious stone that men wants, just keep it, not to show it, not to show your art in public......

Note:
this 7 (originally 8) Fighting Elements of ChiDianBun is not the same as XingYi Quan.....
this 7 fighting elements of ChiDianBun have unique applications/techniques each of them........

Note:
After mastering the 7 Elements of ChiDianBun KungFu, the third lessons to learn is the most advanced "THE PHOENIX EYED FIST of Chi Dian Bun"

my instructor said if NgoChoKun has its Iron Body as well as AngKa has its Iron Skin and WingChun in the US has its Iron Bridge Forearm ------- well..... ChiDianBun also has its Phoenix Eyed Fist in order to match up and be competent.......

This sounds like nothing more then just a bunch of B.S martial arts.

my kungfu instructor and i (including my 14 kungfu classmates) have only 3 years of KungFu training

Why would you train under an instructor with same amount of training as you?It makes no sense?

now, from 4th year up to 10th year i continue to learn kungfu without my instructor, our club is gone.......

Gee,I wonder why.You learn kung from 4th to 10 yr. without an instructor!!!!!!hmm,you must of been studying crap then or from some martial arts video which means nothing when learnt by video.

how can a kungfu club grows if there are only 15 students???? since we are not commercialized.......

Of course your club only has 15 students and can't grow,that must tell you something about club you trained at.

55 alphabets x 6-to-more each = 330 unique techniques......

It's not about how many techniques you know,so what if you know 330 techniques, the question is can you apply them in sparring or real confrontation? Of course not,and why? well first of all since you don't train at a club you have no where to spar and also techniques are useless without application.Besides forms are B.S

[MuayThaiFighter]

bwahahaha hahaha. praying mantis butterfly kick? hahahaha in a fight?? hahahahaha.

there u have it. all the proof you need that sherwinc will get his ass kicked in a real fight.

hey sherwinc y dont you reply to us about that one?? and dont puss out cuz i know you get these in your emails

Ya no doubt!!!!He would sure get his ass kicked using a praying matis butterfly kick infact any praying mantis technique.

[MuayThaiFighter]

why isn't Kung Fu on the list?

All hail Kung Fu

It's not a realistic martial arts,would be great for a dance routine though.