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  • #46
    Does it buzz when you turn it on?

    See! It all fits together in the Lord's Great Scheme!

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    • #47
      no the buzzing ones are Vibros this is a champion wasp effect dildo

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      • #48
        Originally posted by Toudiyama[NL]
        the only ratio you and I could win from Tyson is 0:220, one hit from Tyson and we are finished
        Correction:

        the reason why i did my best to put more power on my strikes during training.....

        imagine that you have also the power punching like Mike Tyson......

        then when you hit your opponent 10times....... before he can hit you just once.......

        the damage that you did to your opponent is severely worst.......

        now the ratio of hit is 10:1
        you hit your opponent 10times, while your opponent hit you just once......

        The Damage:

        Damage to You:
        1. Swelling of your left eye

        Your Damage to Your Opponent:
        1. Break his left floating ribs
        2. Broken Right Collar Bone
        3. Broken Nose Bridge
        4. Bloody Nose
        5. Broken Right Armpit
        6. Puncturing of the Right eye
        7. Loosing of the Left eye
        8. Wide Bruises on the left ear
        9. Crack Right Sheen Bone
        10. Damage on the WindPipe and Adams apple

        Note:
        So you see how powerfull you are????????

        Lesson:
        With a powerful hand attacks of yours and plenty of techniques learned to achieve the ratio of 2:22, THE BEST......

        just be sure that your punch is more powerful than your opponent, that is what i mean.......

        Convinced???????

        Tee Sok, are you also Convinced???????

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        • #49
          Broken arm pit?

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          • #50
            jeesh, now he thinks he can punch as hard a Tyson

            Imagine......yeah right but the only way to get the power of Tyson is training like Tyson, not like someone doing swanlake

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            • #51
              Tyson punch with only 2 hand alphabets convinced. If his 2 meet my 20, that is ratio of 10 to 1 alphabets which, if times by 2.2 equalls 22-2 convinced. Tyson box with head and block with body and rape with weaner convinced. He think with weaner too and give money to uncle Don convinced.

              So, if 22-2 meet my bag gua and hsin hi xing chong meets equals 53.2 alphabets and boxing 2 equals ratio of 27 point something too hard to work out convinced.

              Note: western alphabets also contravene law of true letter number of less than thousand so ratio to Hotratio does fellatio so many more than 22-2 in reality surely convinced reality better than less able versions of non secular forms of sinister nonce convinced.

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              • #52
                Originally posted by Thai Bri
                Tyson punch with only 2 hand alphabets convinced. If his 2 meet my 20, that is ratio of 10 to 1 alphabets which, if times by 2.2 equalls 22-2 convinced. Tyson box with head and block with body and rape with weaner convinced. He think with weaner too and give money to uncle Don convinced.

                So, if 22-2 meet my bag gua and hsin hi xing chong meets equals 53.2 alphabets and boxing 2 equals ratio of 27 point something too hard to work out convinced.

                Note: western alphabets also contravene law of true letter number of less than thousand so ratio to Hotratio does fellatio so many more than 22-2 in reality surely convinced reality better than less able versions of non secular forms of sinister nonce convinced.
                Now, if i have the equal amount of Tyson's Punching Power, and i hit my opponent 22times before he can hit me twice with less power...... i will gonna pulvurized my opponent........

                why??????? do you think you have no power within your fist???????

                pls be trust to yourself............

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                • #53
                  I have all kinds fo things within my fist, depending on whether or not anyone is watching convinced.

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                  • #54
                    Originally posted by Toudiyama[NL]
                    jeesh, now he thinks he can punch as hard a Tyson

                    Imagine......yeah right but the only way to get the power of Tyson is training like Tyson, not like someone doing swanlake
                    why???? is Tyson really powerful compare to Chua Giok Beng???????

                    pls be trust to your punching power Toudiyama......... and when you hit your opponent plenty of times while your opponent hit you just once..... then you will be truely convinced.........

                    Note:
                    it depends upon how you train yourself to increase power within your hand attacks.... the most important thing for me is to hit your opponent 22times while he hit you 2times.......

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                    • #55
                      If you could only, bit you can't, you aren't even able to reach the ratios you are claiming, I have calculated these for you in the past, and in no way have you ever proven that you can do 22 strikes in the same time a boxer would do 2
                      I could just as well claim I have a 49:3 ratio over you, these are fairytales my man
                      Appart from that, even if you would come close to this ratio your punches can no longer have the power of Tysons because you have to excecute them way to fast and your body can't be behind them

                      Stop making ridiculous claims ( probably told to you by your KF teacher)
                      How fast can you do 22 punches/strikes anyway?

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                      • #56
                        Originally posted by Toudiyama[NL]
                        If you could only, bit you can't, you aren't even able to reach the ratios you are claiming, I have calculated these for you in the past, and in no way have you ever proven that you can do 22 strikes in the same time a boxer would do 2
                        I could just as well claim I have a 49:3 ratio over you, these are fairytales my man
                        Appart from that, even if you would come close to this ratio your punches can no longer have the power of Tysons because you have to excecute them way to fast and your body can't be behind them

                        Stop making ridiculous claims ( probably told to you by your KF teacher)
                        How fast can you do 22 punches/strikes anyway?
                        maybe my English is very poor.......

                        the ratio of hit that i mean is...... not that you can punch plenty in a second.... but..... because of your advance techniques learned you can hit your opponent 22times in a single fight while your opponent only hit you twice..... in a single sparring only.......

                        now, with the advance techniques that you learned, for approximately 40 hand attacks that you thrown to your opponent: 18 is wasted and only 22 fists that landed unto your opponents body.......
                        while your opponent attack you also 40 hand attacks, you intercept only its 38 hand attacks while those remaining 2 hand attacks of your opponent landed unto your body......

                        so this is what i mean about 2:22

                        (and it is not by punching 22 times in a minute which is wrong interpretation)

                        so, to make the story short, it is like saying:
                        i will hit you 22 times with my fist even thou you hit me only twice in a single match....... (take note that both of you and your opponent have the same equal amount of power punching)

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                        • #57
                          No I am not convinced. You say that knowing 20 or 22 punching techniques will allow you to beat a boxer who knows only a few techniqes...yeah, right. In your dreams, maybe. And Tyson was an example. What if you fight a bigger and meaner dummy on the street? You know, usually it is bad and big and mean human dumies that start a fight in a pub or in a disco, not a martial artist. And usually those dummies know a few punching techniques and I really don't think that my ass will be safe if I know more techniques than them.
                          And what is this??:
                          now the ratio of hit is 10:1
                          you hit your opponent 10times, while your opponent hit you just once......

                          The Damage:

                          Damage to You:
                          1. Swelling of your left eye

                          Your Damage to Your Opponent:
                          1. Break his left floating ribs
                          2. Broken Right Collar Bone
                          3. Broken Nose Bridge
                          4. Bloody Nose
                          5. Broken Right Armpit
                          6. Puncturing of the Right eye
                          7. Loosing of the Left eye
                          8. Wide Bruises on the left ear
                          9. Crack Right Sheen Bone
                          10. Damage on the WindPipe and Adams apple

                          You really think that in a fight all your 10 blows will not only reach their targets, but destroy them all too?? Look, not even Tyson at his best did something like that (also because he needed a few clear shots to end a fight), and you are not Tyson, I think.

                          Sherwinc, you need to fight or to spar with a real boxer, a good one, to be convinced that your convictions are wrong. Everyone tried to tell you that but you don't even cosider what they said. Like talking to a wall.....please open your mind a bit.

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                          • #58
                            Originally posted by HuSanYan
                            its not so much fight 'like' a wasp, dummy, but fight 'against' a wasp with tenacity and great skill.
                            The dildo i put on my face has yellow and black stripes.
                            So have you fought with flowers too (sting their nectar)? Did you sting your mother's ass? Silly bee. You are the only bee with a sting in the mouth and wings in the head. Come on, make yourself look more stupid i'm enjoying this.

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                            • #59
                              a man that can mock himself is far more advanced in every way than your insignificant little self, oh gay one
                              carry on following the pack young un

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                              • #60
                                Now look who is talking. You are the one who likes dildo, sting, wasps, packs, pizza and boxes. I'm no asskisser like you dummy.

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